Lana Del Rey’s father on her short film, Tropico.
Have you ever met someone and then, the more they talked, you just…
they have a tumblr.
I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes
hands up if you sing duets with yourself
Fuck that I sing “Bohemian Rhapsody” by myself
IS THIS THE REAL LIFE
if you cunts think you’re about to start singing bohemian rhapsody on my post I will kick you so fucking hard your mother’s mother will feel it